Stand in front of a vending machine hungry and choosing is easy. Stand in front of it bored and you buy whatever has the brightest wrapper. Marketing menus work the same way. Our services page lists AI automations, AI agents, a CRM, websites, paid ads, SEO and content, social media, video and more. Every one of them is useful to somebody. The trick is knowing which one is useful to you this quarter, and that depends on where your customers are slipping away.
So before buying any single service, find the leak. Between a stranger's first search and a paid invoice there are only a handful of points where a customer can drop out, and most businesses have one point that leaks far worse than the rest. Plug that one first and the rest of the pipe starts to matter. Plug a different one and you have paid to make a dry section of pipe slightly drier.
Where the leaks usually are
Here are the common leak points, a test for each that you can run yourself in under an hour, and the kind of service that addresses it. Run all of them before you talk to anyone who sells marketing, including us.
Nobody finds you
The test: ask Google, and then ask ChatGPT or Perplexity, the question a buyer would ask before choosing someone like you, with your town in it. Note whether you appear, and who appears instead. If you are invisible in both, the leak is at the very top of the pipe. That points to SEO and AEO content, the work meant to get a business ranked on Google and cited in AI answers.
They find you, then leave the website
The test: open your own site on your phone, on mobile data rather than the office wifi. Notice how long the first page takes to appear, then try to find your prices, your service area and a way to contact you. If any of that takes more than a few taps, the leak is the site itself, and a rebuilt website will do more for you than any amount of extra traffic sent to the old one.
They contact you, and nobody answers
The test: on a weekday evening, fill in your own contact form and send a message to your own WhatsApp. Time the replies. If the answer arrives the next morning, a real buyer has already asked someone else. That is the case for an AI chat agent on the site and on WhatsApp, answering common questions and taking bookings while you are closed.
They get an answer, and follow-up dies
The test: take the last 20 inquiries that did not buy and check what happened after the first reply. If the honest answer is nothing, the leak is follow-up. Automations and email sequences exist for exactly this: a nurture sequence starts when a lead goes quiet, and nobody has to remember to send it.
You pay for ads you cannot measure
The test: ask your ad account which campaign produced your last five customers. If it cannot say, fix the tracking before you touch the budget. Good paid ads management starts with conversion tracking, because spending more on campaigns you cannot measure only makes the uncertainty more expensive.
Customers buy once and disappear
The test: count how many of last year's customers bought again or referred someone. If your business depends on repeat visits, as salons, clinics, gyms and restaurants do, and that count is low, the leak is after the sale. Email and a CRM that remembers who bought what are the usual fix, long before any new ad spend.
Leaks that no service will fix
Some tests point at problems a marketing service cannot solve, and it is worth recognizing them before you spend anything. If people find you, read your prices and leave, the leak may be the price or the offer. If they go quiet after receiving a quote, it may be the quote. If your reviews mention the same complaint again and again, the leak is the complaint. And if you are already booked solid for the next two months, the leak is capacity, and more demand only makes the waiting list longer.
When a test lands on one of these, fix the business first and come back to the menu afterwards. A service bought in that situation will look as if it failed, and you will draw the wrong conclusion about a channel that was never the problem.
What each slot costs on its own
Most of these can be bought individually. The pricing page lists standalone plans: AI websites from $149 a month, AI chat agents from $99, AI automation from $249, social media management from $297, and paid ads management, SEO and AEO content and short-form video each from $497. Email marketing starts at $49. Those are starting prices, and the page loads the live pricing for each tier.
When one slot is the wrong purchase
Buying a single service has a real downside, and I would rather name it now than have you find it in month three: nobody owns the whole funnel. A chat agent that books more calls cannot fix a website that nobody finds, and the chat agent's vendor has no reason to tell you so. If your tests turned up several leaks of similar size, stacking separate services gets expensive and uncoordinated, and a retainer with one person responsible for the whole path starts to make more sense.
Our fractional CMO page makes the same point from the other side, and I agree with it: if you need a single channel run and nothing else, buy that channel as a service rather than a retainer. The mistake is buying one slot when you have four problems, or four slots when you have one.
How to read the menu
Run the tests. Rank the leaks by how many customers each one costs you. Buy the service for the top one, give it long enough to show a change, and measure it the same way you measured the leak in the first place. Then look again, because plugging one leak usually shows you the next one down the pipe.
Write the results of each test down with the date, even the ones that pass. When you come back in three months, the passing tests are the ones that tell you whether the fix upstream pushed a new problem further along.
If you would rather someone else ran the tests, the services page offers a free written audit within 48 hours of submitting the contact form, with no call required. Either way, walk up to the machine knowing what you came for.
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